Cycling Comrade Gifts

Tour de Fran's

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Police Cow!

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Sloth traffic jam.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Genius Bar

"Hey. . . in use!"

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'When I got to the dentist, there was a sign that said 'no peddlers', so I got back on my bike and came home.'

BMX Tricks

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"There, that ought to hold you."

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"Crud! I gotta go! Dad wanted me home by 4:30! I'll never make it if I don't start now!"

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

Who has two thumbs and

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."