Cycling Comrade Gifts

Tour de Fran's

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Police Cow!

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Sloth traffic jam.

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

Genius Bar

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'When I got to the dentist, there was a sign that said 'no peddlers', so I got back on my bike and came home.'

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

BMX Tricks

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Crud! I gotta go! Dad wanted me home by 4:30! I'll never make it if I don't start now!"

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."