Camera Comrade Pillows

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

"Bad dog."

Giraffe Selfie

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Police Cow!

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Genius Bar

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

Directors Chair and Others.

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'They say the bears are very aggressive here.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Ah, so this is what water looks like in the wild.

French Toast

Commie Chef.

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Ants take cheese and grater

"There, that ought to hold you."

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

Who has two thumbs and

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'HA! You are defenceless against my Churn Ray!'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"You probably won't like it. Looks like a chick flick."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'