Comrade In Camaraderie Pillows

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Welcome to the Team

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Workplace Shinanigans

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Cattery and kennels

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

Witch Rowing Team

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

Can we have our ball back please?

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

"Meet your new manager!"

'All for one and one for all.'

A fine Bromance

'I guess I answered my own question.'

'Psst. I'm on a username basis with the boss.'

'I said, we're all going to miss Malcolm, aren't we?'

"I'm new here, so I won't challenge you for the "Best Friend" status. I'll happily settle for "Better Friend" instead..."

"Joey, can you get that?"