Comrade In Camaraderie Pillows

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Welcome to the Team

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Workplace Shinanigans

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Cattery and kennels

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Witch Rowing Team

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

Can we have our ball back please?

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

'All for one and one for all.'

'Psst. I'm on a username basis with the boss.'

'I guess I answered my own question.'

A fine Bromance

Yawn. Men at Work. Go ahead and take a little nap --- I'll cover for you.

"Meet your new manager!"

'I said, we're all going to miss Malcolm, aren't we?'

"Joey, can you get that?"