Creature Of Camaraderie Pillows

Witch Rowing Team

Welcome to the Team

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

The Charge of the Kids

Team Cello

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Workplace Shinanigans

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"That's the first time I've heard the word disembowl in a sales meeting."

Cattery and kennels

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

'Where's Neville today?'

'Jesus! I thought mine was bad.'

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

Can we have our ball back please?

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

"Make up your mind...it's freezing in here!"

A fine Bromance

'All for one and one for all.'

'Psst. I'm on a username basis with the boss.'

"I'm new here, so I won't challenge you for the "Best Friend" status. I'll happily settle for "Better Friend" instead..."

"What time do I pick you up?"