Quirky Camaraderie Fan Pillows

'Psst. I'm on a username basis with the boss.'

The Charge of the Kids

Team Cello

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Wanna do lunch?"

She was always an introvert.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Corona: Take Precautions!

Big Brother

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Dog & Cat Friends.

Witch Rowing Team

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

'Where's Neville today?'

The Beer Channel.

Scarecrow Goalie

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

Hi, I'm Rolf Fusco, President of "Men Without Borders." My card.

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."

'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'