Office Camaraderie Fan Pillows

'Where's Neville today?'

Welcome to the Team

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

Belief and Trust.

The Charge of the Kids

Workplace Shinanigans

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"Julie...would you cancel my 4 o'clock please...?"

'The boss is just a carrier - he doesn't get panic attacks, he just gives panic attacks!'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"That's the first time I've heard the word disembowl in a sales meeting."

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"... You have a cold?... So, does that make you an illegal eagle?"

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

'He's the sort of person who asks, 'How are you?' and then looks bored when you tell him.'

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

I'm looking stuff up for diversity day. Anything good? Yeah. Americans are deeply into exploring racial understanding. How do we do that? According to my Google search, it's clearly

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

'You're becoming known around here as Mr. Nice Guy.'

I think that should prove once and for all that I do not tolerate name calling.

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."

Yawn. Men at Work. Go ahead and take a little nap --- I'll cover for you.

'Psst. I'm on a username basis with the boss.'

"Meet your new manager!"

'All for one and one for all.'