Team Camaraderie Enthusiasts Pillows

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

Teamwork

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Workplace Shinanigans

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'Why, those little dickens! Somehow they must have figured out that we're coming to give them their measles shots!'

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I say let's go with it. We've never tried a groveling approach before."

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

"Sorry, guys, forgot I was back in the office."

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

Office Hazing

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"I had no idea they gave out Superbowl participation rings."

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

Luis Suarez

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

Great Team Members Wanted

'When do they swop shirts...'

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

"I can deal with the bi-racial and bi-lingual stuff, but one parent is a Mets fan and the other is a Yankee fan."

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'Remember, don't flatten the players wearing the same shirts as you...'

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

'Puck!'

'Remember, we're all in this together - except for Purvison, who will take all the blame.'

Goalie.

'Hard morning, Patricia?'