Team Camaraderie Enthusiasts Pillows

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

Teamwork

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Workplace Shinanigans

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I say let's go with it. We've never tried a groveling approach before."

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

Office Hazing

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

Great Team Members Wanted

'Puck!'

'Remember, don't flatten the players wearing the same shirts as you...'

Football players walk onto the pitch holding childrens' hands, who are holding rag dolls.

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

'When do they swop shirts...'

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'Remember, we're all in this together - except for Purvison, who will take all the blame.'

Goalie.

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.