Nature Camaraderie Pillows

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Welcome to the Team

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Team Cello

Workplace Shinanigans

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

"Wanna do lunch?"

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

Cattery and kennels

A cruise of captains

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Witch Rowing Team

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

Can we have our ball back please?

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

'Nice try, Herb.'

"Make up your mind...it's freezing in here!"

A fine Bromance

"Who-o-o wants liquid?"

"Well what else do you expect him to do at 5pm on a Friday?"

"I'm new here, so I won't challenge you for the "Best Friend" status. I'll happily settle for "Better Friend" instead..."

"What time do I pick you up?"

Two drunks