Cartoon Camaraderie Pillows

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Welcome to the Team

The Charge of the Kids

Man with broken leg in cast.

Workplace Shinanigans

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Cattery and kennels

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

Big Brother

"I'm your hip replacement."

Witch Rowing Team

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

'Where's Neville today?'

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

MD. You're a picture of health

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

"Make up your mind...it's freezing in here!"

Can we have our ball back please?

'All for one and one for all.'

'Psst. I'm on a username basis with the boss.'

"I'm new here, so I won't challenge you for the "Best Friend" status. I'll happily settle for "Better Friend" instead..."

"What time do I pick you up?"

Two drunks