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'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Welcome to the Team

You've Had Enough!

Non-Power Breakfast

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Workplace Shinanigans

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Witch Rowing Team

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

"The worst part of the job is dealing with people in despair, people at the end of the tether. . . and that's just my colleagues."

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

'Where's Neville today?'

'I don't dare ask my students to answer questions - they keep expecting prizes like on Oprah.'

"They're shifting the responsibility to the people with identifiable skills."

Please wait while we have a cup of coffee and a bit of a chat about what we're doing at the weekend your call is important to us...the wrong automated cal system can have disasterous effects upon your customers.

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.