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'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Welcome to the Team

You've Had Enough!

Non-Power Breakfast

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Workplace Shinanigans

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"That's the first time I've heard the word disembowl in a sales meeting."

Voting on their Seats

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

It's always nice to get together with other cartoon animals and compare notes

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Witch Rowing Team

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

Businesspeople gather in bedroom setting 'They can't regulate us in here.'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

'I don't dare ask my students to answer questions - they keep expecting prizes like on Oprah.'

'Where's Neville today?'

"The worst part of the job is dealing with people in despair, people at the end of the tether. . . and that's just my colleagues."

"They're shifting the responsibility to the people with identifiable skills."

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.