Office Camaraderie Enthusiast Gifts

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

'All for one and one for all.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Welcome to the Team

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

Belief and Trust.

Workplace Shinanigans

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"That's the first time I've heard the word disembowl in a sales meeting."

"Here's a juicy bit of gossip for you!"

'Oh, so you want to get nasty? Well, two can play that game! Remember when I told you to have a nice day? I RETRACT IT! Oh, yes I can! I just DID!'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."

"When I told you to cut expenses, I was making a battle-axe inference, not a butter knife inference."

I gave you that report a month ago, and you're still sitting on it? Well done!

Witch Rowing Team

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

"One day past humpday, one to go until slumpday."

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

If Only...."I've heard that our new manager is competent, knowledgable and easy going...!"

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

'Where's Neville today?'

'You're becoming known around here as Mr. Nice Guy.'

'When are you going to switch to decaf?'

'There they go, Herb -- the hard-core employed.'

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."