Workplace Camaraderie Enthusiasts Gifts

Yawn. Men at Work. Go ahead and take a little nap --- I'll cover for you.

Welcome to the Team

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'These are job perks.'

HR - Helping Relationships

Belief and Trust.

Workplace Shinanigans

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Good news! The boss called me in - I'm one of his people.'

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"That's the first time I've heard the word disembowl in a sales meeting."

"This one is less distracting."

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

A really great place to work: 'Entitlement Inc'

"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."

"When do the training wheels come off?"

"I take it you got the job?"

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

'We're like one big family here... I want to put a stop to it!'

'Where's Neville today?'

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

It wasn't really an office romance. They just liked to look out for each other.

'You're becoming known around here as Mr. Nice Guy.'

Can we have our ball back please?

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."

'All for one and one for all.'