Workplace Camaraderie Appreciator Gifts

"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."

Welcome to the Team

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

HR - Helping Relationships

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

Belief and Trust.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Workplace Shinanigans

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'The negotiations were really tough this year...but the good news is that we managed to hang on to ALL the extra work!'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Remember I said, think outside the box.

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

'He's not the best worker ever but he's the most loyal employee I've ever had.'

'Boss, if I've asked you once, I've asked you a thousand times -- Please don't call me at work!'

"I'm cute, you're vicious - we'd be a great team."

'Bash Street Acadamy - Logistical Director. '

Kiss My Cat

"Your performance fell short on several points. For instance, I notice that you didn't come in to work... ever."

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'Could you shinny up toward the middle, Bill?'

"Staff shortages and increased workloads means all leave has been cancelled...but as compensation we are being offered enhanced toilet breaks!"

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

'Hard morning, Patricia?'

"We have a certain spirit here, Cosgrove. We call it 'esprit de corporation'."