Workplace Camaraderie Appreciator Pillows

"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."

Welcome to the Team

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

HR - Helping Relationships

Belief and Trust.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Workplace Shinanigans

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'The negotiations were really tough this year...but the good news is that we managed to hang on to ALL the extra work!'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

Remember I said, think outside the box.

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'

"That's the first time I've heard the word disembowl in a sales meeting."

'He's not the best worker ever but he's the most loyal employee I've ever had.'

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

'Boss, if I've asked you once, I've asked you a thousand times -- Please don't call me at work!'

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

"I'm cute, you're vicious - we'd be a great team."

"Your performance fell short on several points. For instance, I notice that you didn't come in to work... ever."

'Bash Street Acadamy - Logistical Director. '

Kiss My Cat

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

"Staff shortages and increased workloads means all leave has been cancelled...but as compensation we are being offered enhanced toilet breaks!"

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'Could you shinny up toward the middle, Bill?'

'Hard morning, Patricia?'