Coffee Buddy Gifts

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I just have this unmistakeable urge to come out."

"The worst part of the job is dealing with people in despair, people at the end of the tether. . . and that's just my colleagues."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Burning the midnight oil.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

You've Had Enough!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'I know it's gassy...'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Reading the sports pages.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Waiting for retirement.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot