Coffee Shop Friend Gifts

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"You don't whisper anymore."

You've Had Enough!

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

National Coffee Day

How About Serving Us For a Change

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Continental Drift.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Hipster Coffee

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

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"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

'The doctor says I gotta cut back on caffeine. I'd better skip the bottomless cup of coffee today, Phyllis.'

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'