Coffee Break Lover Gifts

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Building with Chute and Skip for Smokers.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Waiting for retirement.

Teapot

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Back in 5 minutes!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Bearded Leftie.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."