Coffee Break Aficionado Gifts

'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"The end is near."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"With a little bit of luck I'd have a little bit of luck."

"I'm on my break."

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"