Coffee Break Aficionado Gifts

'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"The end is near."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"With a little bit of luck I'd have a little bit of luck."

"I'm on my break."

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!