Coffee Break Specialist Gifts

"Come on, Jim, don't tell me our insurance doesn't offer other stress-reducing options."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

New York Man

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

"Decaf, Sid?"