Coffee Break Buddy Gifts

'Where're the biscuits?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

"Decaf, Sid?"

Teachers Lounge. That's funny -- I was sure the "No Child Left Behind" act would cover field trips.

New York Man