Coffee Break Day Gifts

'Our company's social plan? Well... you can have a sip from my coffee if you like!'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

National Coffee Day

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Teachers Lounge. That's funny -- I was sure the "No Child Left Behind" act would cover field trips.

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

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