Coffee Day Gifts

"Shall make another pot?"

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

You've Had Enough!

Non-Power Breakfast

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

National Coffee Day

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Pumpkin Spice

"If you give me a penny for my thoughts, and I put my two cents in, I'll still be short a penny."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

Join me in a cup of tea!

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

'I got this feeling I know who's gonna be the employee of the month.'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'