Coffee Date Gifts

"I ran out of cocoa, but I still had marshmallows."

"I think I have allergies to something in this room."

"Um...aren't you a bit overdressed for coffee and sweet bread?"

You've Had Enough!

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

National Coffee Day

'My life coach traded me.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Pumpkin Spice

"If you give me a penny for my thoughts, and I put my two cents in, I'll still be short a penny."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

Join me in a cup of tea!

'How long has what been going on?'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'