Coffee Date Enthusiast Gifts

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

"I was listening - you said you feel totally empty inside and you don't think you can go on anymore."

Kinsey's first survey.

"And if his mother introduces me as his 'midlife experiment' one more time..."

"You pull ONE thorn out of a lion's paw and suddenly he won't stop calling you."

"Thanks! I couldn't find my keys again so I finally cleaned it."

"I could really use some mail companionship."

"You'll always be a second tier friend to me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Non-Power Breakfast

Countervailing Clichés.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting