Coffee Date Enthusiast T-Shirts

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

"I was listening - you said you feel totally empty inside and you don't think you can go on anymore."

Kinsey's first survey.

"And if his mother introduces me as his 'midlife experiment' one more time..."

Men have only one thing on their minds. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say something?

"You pull ONE thorn out of a lion's paw and suddenly he won't stop calling you."

"Thanks! I couldn't find my keys again so I finally cleaned it."

"I could really use some mail companionship."

"You'll always be a second tier friend to me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Joined at the hipster.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Countervailing Clichés.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."