Coffee Date Lover T-Shirts

"If you give me a penny for my thoughts, and I put my two cents in, I'll still be short a penny."

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

Pumpkin Spice

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Reading the sports pages.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'