Coffee Date Lover Prints

"If you give me a penny for my thoughts, and I put my two cents in, I'll still be short a penny."

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

Pumpkin Spice

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Man's best friends."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

Teapot

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Waiting for retirement.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'