Coffee Date Goer Gifts

"You'll have to excuse my husband Marjorie, it's his breed you know, Peeping Tom."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Reading the sports pages.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

Teapot

Waiting for retirement.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"He gets his best ideas that way."