Romantic Date Goer Gifts

"Okay, so I guess I'll just pay again. Great."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Do you mind?"

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

"I like Chardonnay, but I like saying 'Pinot Grigio.'"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

You are very important to me!

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

Kissing at the Movies

'I'm pregnant.'

We're nocturnal. Do you know any nocturnes?

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

"I'd like to dedicate this next song to all those who thought they'd loved and lost only to find out years later that it was just some sort of scheduling conflict."

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"Careful, darling, you're spilling yourself over your drink!"

'I know the Super Bowl is about to start, Paul, but did you forget we have a date tonight?'

"It's so romantic here with all these candles!"

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

"It's beautiful days like this that remind me how much I don't want to get a colonoscopy."

'Obviously a cry for help.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

Dinner

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?