Romantic Daters Gifts

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Spud dating.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'You must be Olivia.'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"So tell me again where you're from."

I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."