Romantic Daters Pillows

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Spud dating.

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

Ventrilamatch.com

"Damn. The minute I eat a stink bug, in walks Mr. Wonderful!..."