Playful Daters Pillows

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Advanced footsie

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Consenting Adults.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'Henry, cut that out.'

You are simply the Greatest

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

I love ewe.

"Wanna play?"

"You complete me."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.