The Playful Partner Pillows

"I thought we said no presents!"

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Boy and his dog

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Puppy Love

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Consenting Adults.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

You are simply the Greatest

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Henry, cut that out.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

I love ewe.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"You complete me."