Playful Lover Pillows

"Next time I'm on top"

Candles In Bed

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Will you marry us?'

Call it Tough Love.

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Mixed Doubles.

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Advanced footsie

Playing pig

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Rude Snowpeople

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Puppy Love

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Peekaboo!'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'Shuck me.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.