Playful Children Lover Pillows

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

Santa Claus's Mail

Haircuts

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

celebrating a birth.

Slinky Cow World

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Children's education

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Jack in the box on strike.

'Peekaboo!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

The toothfairy

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Family.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Ball pit

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Only in the newspapers.

Baby delivery

Covid Babies