Playful Children Lover Gifts

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

Santa Claus's Mail

Haircuts

That one has all the batteries!

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

celebrating a birth.

Slinky Cow World

Children's education

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Jack in the box on strike.

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'Peekaboo!'

The toothfairy

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Call it Tough Love.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Family.

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Ball pit

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Covid Babies

Baby delivery