Playful Enchantment Lover Gifts

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Playing pig

Sleeping Beauty

Fairy tale

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Call it Tough Love.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'I envisioned something more robust'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Frog Prince

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Candles In Bed

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

Mysteries of the ocean...

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

"We gather here today in memory of Chuckles, Kornflake, Doodles, Yo-Yo, Cupcake...."

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"

'Will you marry us?'

'It's a great job, but I'm warning you, the younger kids can be a bit rough...'