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Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Sleeping Beauty

'Click it or ticket.'

Fairy tale

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'I envisioned something more robust'

Frog Prince

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

Mysteries of the ocean...

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."

"Hon, it's been more that four hours. Shouldn't we call the doctor?"

'Will you marry us?'

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'