Playful Kids Gifts

Kids playing doctor.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'The kids were so sweet...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Werewolves of London..."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

Serious Putty

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Circus Act