Playful Kids Gifts

Kids playing doctor.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Werewolves of London..."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Circus Act

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Serious Putty

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."