Playful Partner Pillows

"I love what you're not wearing."

Mixed Doubles.

"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You lick, I'll dry."

'I'd like a page 15 followed by a page 28 please'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

'Let me get this straight, Edna, you want to ad some spice to our sex life?'

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

'So this is your idea of making things more fun in the bedroom?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Valentine's day in the Garden of Eden.

Tom had been told always to wear a condom.

'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'

'There! That's another debate won!'

Cut down on 'comfort eating' - Find other ways to have fun.

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'Honey, I'm gnome!'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"You're thinking outside the box again."

"Five more minutes and I'm all yours, Mr. Antsy."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"We can put all your stuff in there!"

"You complete me."

'Promise to collect the empties, Darling?'

'Did you want to be the bird or the bee tonight?'

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

"I dreamt you didn't have a headache."

"You're buying men's underwear?!" "No. Just lookin' at the pictures."

"I'll never forget you. . . Heather, was it?"

"Take it back."