Playful Partner Appreciator Pillows

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Wagging Dog

Holding hands

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Advanced footsie

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Puppy Love

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

You are simply the Greatest

'Henry, cut that out.'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Consenting Adults.

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.