Playful Partner Appreciator Gifts

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Wagging Dog

Advanced footsie

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Consenting Adults.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

You are simply the Greatest

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Henry, cut that out.'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."