Playful Pair Admirer Gifts

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Skeleton playing fetch.

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Advanced footsie

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Puppy Love

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'We were made for each other.'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

You are simply the Greatest

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'