Playful Pair Admirer Pillows

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Skeleton playing fetch.

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Advanced footsie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Puppy Love

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

You are simply the Greatest

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'We were made for each other.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.