Playful Partner T-Shirts

"I love what you're not wearing."

Mixed Doubles.

"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I'd like a page 15 followed by a page 28 please'

"You lick, I'll dry."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Valentine's day in the Garden of Eden.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'So this is your idea of making things more fun in the bedroom?'

Tom had been told always to wear a condom.

'Let me get this straight, Edna, you want to ad some spice to our sex life?'

Cut down on 'comfort eating' - Find other ways to have fun.

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'Honey, I'm gnome!'

'There! That's another debate won!'

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

Advanced footsie

"Five more minutes and I'm all yours, Mr. Antsy."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"OK, honey, if I make this one, we blow off Delia's recital."

"Wanna play?"

"We can put all your stuff in there!"

"You complete me."

"I dreamt you didn't have a headache."

"I'll never forget you. . . Heather, was it?"

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"