Romantic Dater Gifts

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Obviously a cry for help.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Waterfall of Disappointment

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Love wine

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'Let's do lunch.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

"He's a terrible drunk."

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."