Light-hearted Dater Gifts

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Get crazy once in a while

'Do you come here often?'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Wanna go out?"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Preachers with far too much input

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Wanna do lunch?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"He's a terrible drunk."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

"It's face painting Friday."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'I'm not applauding your lovemaking, I'm trying to turn off the lights.'

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

Golf ball escaping.

'Obviously a cry for help.'

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

"You're all arms Rodney."

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

'Yeah, you're probably right: She's not worth fighting over... Wanna do Heads or Tails?'

"Calm down! You're such a worryguts...!!"

"Wrong hole!"

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Call me!"