Light-hearted Partners Gifts

'If I died, would you re-marry?. . . Would you give him my golf clubs?'

"This stool shall pass."

Get crazy once in a while

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Love.

Puppy Love

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Henry, cut that out.'

Consenting Adults.

Preachers with far too much input

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'

"I now declare a thumb war."

"Ah, honey?" "Yes, sweetheart?" "You've left it in the drawer again."

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

'Why have you started to be fun in bed, Dave?'

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'