Light-hearted Partners T-Shirts

'If I died, would you re-marry?. . . Would you give him my golf clubs?'

Get crazy once in a while

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Love.

Puppy Love

"FREEDOM!!!"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Preachers with far too much input

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'Why have you started to be fun in bed, Dave?'

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

"Ah, honey?" "Yes, sweetheart?" "You've left it in the drawer again."

"I now declare a thumb war."

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

Golf ball escaping.